Bronx Zoo was the best, makes you forget you're in the middle of an urban jungle! Next up, Indian Food... Eek!
Oh my favorite product Built makes. A munchler lunch tote (yes you fold it) named Boo.
This is one sweet bone-sled.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/1376608960.html
Best Couch in History - $50 (Rosslyn)
Date: 2009-09-15, 10:20PM EDT
$50 OBO. Ohhh no, you aren't hallucinating. This isn't deja vu. The partner couch to one of the hottest pieces of furniture in the history of the internet is up for grabs. I'm honestly not even sure why I'm posting this under furniture -- it should be under casual encounters because after you put this bad boy in your house, your genitals may very well fall off due to overuse. In the days of yore in early 2009, a matching love seat was purchased by two fine gentlemen for a mighty sum of $1500. Now is your chance to own a piece of history.
For those of you too young to remember a couple of months ago and for those of you who might not have had the internet, you must realize that this is the chance of a lifetime. This is one sweet bone-sled. I cannot confirm, but it is widely believed that the reddish-burgandy, Mallard green, deep-ocean blue, and yellow-gold striped fabric that adorns this masterpiece was woven of Milwaukee Brewers legend Robin Yount’s chest hair and pubes. Its unique coloration means that it can blend in equally well in your garage, vineyard, or pyramid. Personally, I “utilized” it in the back of a conversion van for a while. Worked like magic. Or the roofies worked like magic. Whatever.
This piece comes with two fresh-ass throw pillows that will visually dazzle your guests if you have them over for a dinner party, or will physically dazzle the smalls of their backs or buttocks if you have them over for a totally righteous orgy or Mandingo party.
As for the seat cushions, they are made of seductively-scented foam and conform to your ass like your uncle's firm grip. Ladies, I can guarantee you that these cushions will really impress your modestly-endowed boyfriend with a crew cut and a few ironic tats and puka-shell necklace who lies to you about having a job while he’s actually out
in the streets of Dupont on weeknights giving sans-lube wristies for a chunk of change for that gift certificate to Claire’s that he got you so you could get your cartilage or belly-button pierced or whatever it is you kids do these days.
What has four strong legs, is very rare and soft, but will totally fuck your shit up? Two-fold answer. A saber-tooth tiger, and this sick piece. Owning this bad mofo is like having the Natural History Museum and a tanning bed (!) right inside your very own home. So if you really want to get your swerve on, come pick this up in Rosslyn. If you come during the day, bring sunglasses or at least a pirate patch and a strong penchant for squinting, because its glory is blinding in sunlight. If you come at night, bring a sword and a suit of armor because in moonlight it turns into a wolf.
Location: Rosslyn
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1376608960
Best Couch in History - $50 (Rosslyn)
Date: 2009-09-15, 10:20PM EDT
$50 OBO. Ohhh no, you aren't hallucinating. This isn't deja vu. The partner couch to one of the hottest pieces of furniture in the history of the internet is up for grabs. I'm honestly not even sure why I'm posting this under furniture -- it should be under casual encounters because after you put this bad boy in your house, your genitals may very well fall off due to overuse. In the days of yore in early 2009, a matching love seat was purchased by two fine gentlemen for a mighty sum of $1500. Now is your chance to own a piece of history.
For those of you too young to remember a couple of months ago and for those of you who might not have had the internet, you must realize that this is the chance of a lifetime. This is one sweet bone-sled. I cannot confirm, but it is widely believed that the reddish-burgandy, Mallard green, deep-ocean blue, and yellow-gold striped fabric that adorns this masterpiece was woven of Milwaukee Brewers legend Robin Yount’s chest hair and pubes. Its unique coloration means that it can blend in equally well in your garage, vineyard, or pyramid. Personally, I “utilized” it in the back of a conversion van for a while. Worked like magic. Or the roofies worked like magic. Whatever.
This piece comes with two fresh-ass throw pillows that will visually dazzle your guests if you have them over for a dinner party, or will physically dazzle the smalls of their backs or buttocks if you have them over for a totally righteous orgy or Mandingo party.
As for the seat cushions, they are made of seductively-scented foam and conform to your ass like your uncle's firm grip. Ladies, I can guarantee you that these cushions will really impress your modestly-endowed boyfriend with a crew cut and a few ironic tats and puka-shell necklace who lies to you about having a job while he’s actually out
in the streets of Dupont on weeknights giving sans-lube wristies for a chunk of change for that gift certificate to Claire’s that he got you so you could get your cartilage or belly-button pierced or whatever it is you kids do these days.
What has four strong legs, is very rare and soft, but will totally fuck your shit up? Two-fold answer. A saber-tooth tiger, and this sick piece. Owning this bad mofo is like having the Natural History Museum and a tanning bed (!) right inside your very own home. So if you really want to get your swerve on, come pick this up in Rosslyn. If you come during the day, bring sunglasses or at least a pirate patch and a strong penchant for squinting, because its glory is blinding in sunlight. If you come at night, bring a sword and a suit of armor because in moonlight it turns into a wolf.
Location: Rosslyn
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1376608960
Forgot to mention... Laugh of my life.
Yesterday I was walking home from the train down 2nd ave at 84th st
when a man in pigtails, sneakers, headphones and a tanktop went
running past me and zigzagged down the street. Wouldn't think anything
of it, except he had no pants and no undies on. Flopping around like
he had escaped from an insane asylum. I was on the phone and couldn't
believe what I saw was real so I stopped and asked a couple girls
sitting at an outdoor patio if they had seen what I just saw and we
laughed forever about it. Only in New York!
when a man in pigtails, sneakers, headphones and a tanktop went
running past me and zigzagged down the street. Wouldn't think anything
of it, except he had no pants and no undies on. Flopping around like
he had escaped from an insane asylum. I was on the phone and couldn't
believe what I saw was real so I stopped and asked a couple girls
sitting at an outdoor patio if they had seen what I just saw and we
laughed forever about it. Only in New York!
Then today the miniature Chinese lady at the dry cleaners said when I
picked up Neal's dry cleaning, "Is this for your boyfriend?" and I
said "Yes." and she said, "Oh. He veeeery skinny (as she looked down
at his dress shirts)." hahaha!!! Another great laugh down the
street. I love this city.
Talking a lot about the cheesy I Love NY T-shirts this weekend, saw an I Love Pro Choice NY shirt today... I would definitely rock that.
Home Sweet Home
their girlfriends. Great success!
Artsy fartsy
a Chinese bike delivery guy while we were on our way to the bar.
